the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset
it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate
whats that actor from sherlocks name again?
i dont think so 1987vcrproductions
Baggage carrier holy fuckin shit
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
listen the secret to pulling anything off—be it red lipstick or shaving half your head or wearing something ridiculous—is to literally just fucking do the thing and immediately adopt an attitude of giving no fucks, even if you have to fake it
listening to people speak like the doge meme out loud is surreal and horrifying
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.