you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge
I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.
he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
if you call yourself a “gamer,” try loving yourself better and don’t
halos ,grab your master chiefs, dark soulss, grab your lord soul, dragon ages, grab youre alistair, gamers ujnite
what about league of legends
Uninstall your games